Ashlyn likes to throw things. This morning as I was getting the girls ready for school, she chose to exhibit this new found skill by hurling EVERY single thing she could find. Mornings are always a little hectic in our house, anyway. This latest hobby is not helping things.
Kayla: "Mama! I can't find my sweaterrrr!!"
(pomegranate flies across living room)
Kayla: "Ashlyn is trying to hit me with a pomppelgranate!"
(Dora sippy cup flies across living room)
Kayla: "Ashlyn is going to kill Dora!"
(sweater Kayla could not find flies across living room)
Kayla: "Ashlyn has my sweater!"
(ENTIRE Noah's ark play set - complete w/ animals in the ark - flies across living room)
All the while Dave is sick and LITERALLY hurling in the bathroom.
I don't even know if they still make Calgon (or what it even is, actually) but I think I need it to take me awayyyy